Top 5 Events :: March 26th, 2014

Top 5 Events

(in no particular order)

Each week we round up the most fun goings-on in the city. Please submit your event to our calendar if you’d like to see yourself here! We are pleased to partner with car service Uber Baltimore to help you get to your events in style! Download the Uber app and get a free ride ($20 credit) when you sign up with code WhatWeekly. No subscription or obligation required! Just get the app, use the code and off you go!

Fill the Dance-Shaped Hole in Your Life!

We couldn’t say it better then Abdu: “KAHLON is an eternal wave on the shore for every other other. Dis is a party existing beyond the yonder, in a holographic tundra full of king queen snakes with heads like deers, liquid pyramids, and grass made of gold. KAHLON is for the fera, ones who want to death drop into the stars, and combust their entity for a night of bliss. This is a form free, free form party. Gag friendly and opened hearted. The purpose: to induce escapism without having to run…a musical moovemeant based in BMORE”

Cult Performer Sheds Light on a Fascinating History ov Art and Music

Any sense of artist’s talk being dry or boring should be thrown right out the window with this one. Genesis BREYER P-ORRIDGE, is an English singer-songwriter, musician, poet, sound artist, writer and founder of pioneering electronic industrial band Throbbing Gristle. After TG disbanded in 1980, Gen’s work continued with the formation of experimental band Psychic TV and occult organization Thee Temple ov Psychick Youth or T☠PY. Also, we’re told Genesis makes a mean avocado toast.

“The Sky Was The Color of Television, Tuned to a Dead Channel”

Baltimore DJs Mark Brown and Schwarz are very excited and proud to announce the return of their “Club Mnemonic” series of Cultural events with “CLUB MNEMONIC: THE RETURN: SPRING BREAK RAGER EDITION” on March 29th, taking over the entire Crown/Gold Bar complex at 1910 North Charles. This semi-regularly recurring club night mixes Cyber Punk references and aesthetics with cutting-edge dance music, centered around Baltimore Club. Previous installments included a night where rising Baltimore Club producer Matic808 performed alongside NJ DJ/Producer Kilbourne and local Abdu Ali while chopped and treated clips from classic Cyber Punk films were projected.

Put On Your Best Twiggy Outfit

Here’s the news from our neighbors in Hampden: THAW OUT from the grizzly winter season at Baltimore’s premiere dance party, THE THAW! SHIMMY away your winter blues and SHAKE off your cabin fever to sweet 60s sounds on 100% VINTAGE VINYL! DJs Amanda Otto (REACTION!, Baltimore), Rob J. (PARTY LIGHTS, DC), and DJ Secret Soul (DC) are here to help you bring in the Spring on FRIDAY, MARCH 28 at GALLERY 788 in Hampden!

Make Sure There’s a Pocket For Ear Plugs in Your Leather Jacket

Thanks to some local music bookers who love heavy music and possibly hate ears, there is a series of awesome hard rock, punk and metal shows coming to town as the weather warms up. Kick off the noisy season with this aural ripper at Ottobar and make sure your Schott has a few earplugs nestled between the spikes