WHAT WEEKLY

High Schooler Enlists Bryan Cranston To Ask a Girl To Prom

14 April 2014

★ Nik Oldershaw

I guess this is kind of cute. I mean this kid is clearly some kind of big doofus, quoting Breaking Bad is one of the dumbest things you can do. Nothing gets eyes rolling harder that a bunch of dweebs pretending to be “The One Who Knocks”. As a matter of fact, quoting Breaking Bad as your pitch to ask a girl to go to prom with you should probably, under any other circumstance, just result in a pained wince as she feels her ovaries shrivel and crumble inside of her. Actual Bryan Cranston is kind of a game changer though, I don’t think anyone could say no to that face. Remember kid, the only reason Maddie said yes is because of Bryan Cranston’s infinite grace and good will elevating your would-be pathetic attempt to an Emmy worthy performance.



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