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Six-Shooter

21 September 2011

★ Jordan Sondler

Six-Shooter

During my freshman year of college my friends and I made plans to go to a club one night. I had just gotten into a fight with my ex-boyfriend from high school prior to getting ready to go out. As a brilliant way to deal with my anger I consumed six vodka shots in a span of thirty minutes. We had to take a bus to get to the club. The bus was full but the driver let us on anyway and I sat in the back on the floor with a boy I had kissed a few times. I was six shots in and I get motion sickness pretty easily. When we reached our stop I stood up and immediately projectile vomited all over the boy, on the bus, and in front of my friends and strangers.

 

 

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